My girlfriends condo as a target

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02/20/2014 at 08:32 • Filed to: None

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well, living on a hill sure is exciting. After !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , when an uninsured, un snow tired (or even treaded) jackass put their Taurus into the foundation of my girl's condo, yesterday I saw the same exact thing. Another crapbox american car from the 90's went for it, same angle of attack even. This time a snowbank intervened. Went to go give a push but the cop told me noone was in there. No license, no insurance, no reg so they were already in the clink.

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 08:37

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Someone hit the apartment I lived in one time. They threaded the needle between a couple light poles and guy wires to bounce off the front of the house and take out our front steps.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 08:38

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My house has a similar problem. cars understeer into my driveway. the Jetta fell victim to a Hyundai understeering into the rear bumper. the jetta got a scratch, the Hyundai was in worse shape.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2014 at 08:40

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Haha yeah. You ever live in Portland or was this up north? I told her to insist the condo association puts a stone wall out front.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 08:43

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doesn't it snow in Maine regularly?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 08:43

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Nah, I've never lived in Portland. Portland messes with my sense of direction. No matter how many times I go there I have basically 0 idea where I am. Boston? No problem! Portland? Where am I?!?!

It was off Route 4 in Auburn


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > thebigbossyboss
02/20/2014 at 08:45

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yes it does. Which is why I dont understand why people don't just get a good sense of driving in this crap! Or get some snow tires so they can stop


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
02/20/2014 at 08:46

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Being from shoreline CT the only place I ever have good sense of direction is on the Gulf Coast. Ocean is south in both those places


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 09:27

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Dig a moat, and fill it with polar bears. Wont have to worry about repeat offenders at least.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
02/20/2014 at 09:29

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haha now there is a great idea


Kinja'd!!! RW53104 > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 09:39

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Seems like a couple of evergreen trees might do some good in at least protecting the house, if the association won't put up that wall.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > RW53104
02/20/2014 at 09:43

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City is real weird about trees next to the sidewalk, or I would totally see that


Kinja'd!!! RW53104 > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 10:20

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Your neighbors (diagonal) seem to have a couple, though they look to be quite old.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > RW53104
02/20/2014 at 10:21

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yeah that is what it is. Once one of those old ones die, it is a process to replant. Usually around those all the brick sidewalks are pushed up all crazy from the roots and heaves


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 10:28

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Looks like a 4th gen Camaro V6.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > crowmolly
02/20/2014 at 10:29

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from that shot maybe. It was a sebring convertible though


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 10:34

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ROFLMAO

And the "4th gen Camaro looks like a Sebring" generalization is further solidified.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > crowmolly
02/20/2014 at 10:35

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ha it is true! Down with the 4th gen! Up with the 3rd gen we made fun of for years!

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Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 10:38

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I actually don't think I could hang my head in shame any lower. I was a mod on a 4th gen board for years and am very familiar with the platform. I figured the black mirrors, silver body, post antenna, and goofy side molding were good enough proof.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > crowmolly
02/20/2014 at 10:41

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oh man. I wont tell anyone. You can keep your shame personal. I do have respect for some of the 4th gen. Growing up a friend had a 4th gen SS (guess what color/stripe color) that was bad assery. 90s just made everything soft design wise.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 10:49

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White/Orange or Red/Silver?

4th gens are certainly on the decline, headed the way of the 3rd gens of just a few years ago.

I'd snap up another one in a heartbeat just because they are a lot of fun and there's so much you can do with them. Real shame about the glass rear axle they've got though.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > crowmolly
02/20/2014 at 10:50

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your first guess!

yeah CT State police used to use them so there is a glut of them in weird colors there for dead cheap all the time. Rear axles or not


Kinja'd!!! Enginerrrrrrrrr > 505Turbeaux
02/20/2014 at 11:36

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It seems trench warfare is the next step.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Enginerrrrrrrrr
02/20/2014 at 11:38

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hahaha yes!